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Batman VS Chuck Norris

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  • Pank Claw

    chuck norris, batman doesn’t exist and Chuck Norris would break both or bob kanes hands so he would never draw another batman cartoon.

  • Steven Ketza

    All I am going to say is this. Batman has fought and beat a god A.K.A. superman. So he wins hands down.

  • jayjay

    bruce lee and chuck norris will kick batman’s ass

    • celebifan88

      Dont forget about ip man bruce lee’s trainer

  • DarkestDay

    Batman vs Carlos Ray Norris

    Batman…hands down. He’s an ageless legend that knows neither fear nor limit, the greatest detective of all time, and the only human being that Supes may actually be afraid of. Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris is just an old man who used to be a decent martial-arts fighter, and who sometimes played Legendary Chuck Norris on TV(for the record, the movie in which Chuck Norris is killed by Bruce Lee is clearly classified as Comedy-Science Fiction).

    Batman vs Legendary Chuck Norris

    hahahah! As ludicrous as it is to think that some actually believe a mere mortal can somehow pose a threat to the almighty God turned man, let me present the tale of the take for this invincible superbeing spawned from the very depths of human fear and reverence…

    The Greeks once feared that the Titans, who far exceeded the power of the gods, would one day come down to earth. And they did, only in a futile attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head before he has time to move. He beat the Flash in a foot race…while unconscious.

    One day, Vegeta attempted to measure Chuck Norris’ power level…

    Vegeta: WHAT!!? It’s over infinity…twice!

    Chuck: Vegeta, I haven’t powered up yet..

    Chuck Norris once brainstormed with Professor Xavior. As a result, the two came up with Cerebro, and Professor X became Psychic.

    Chuck Norris once peed in a semi-trucks fuel tank for fun. The truck is now called Optimus Prime.

    Chuck Norris does not go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

    Chuck Norris went back in time to stop the Kennedy assassination. He blocked the bullet with his beard, but JFK saw Chuck in his full glory and died out of sheer amazement.

    When Alexander bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

    There is no evolution, only a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

    Tony Stark had no working knowledge of electronics…until he met with Chuck Norris over lunch.

    On Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, Chuck Norris reached the 11th prestige…with one bullet.

    Chuck Norris did not die at the end of Halo Reach, the Covenant simply gave up.

    Superman Prime was created when Chuck Norris carved an “S” into the sun with his little finger.

    Luke destroyed the second death star. The first was destroyed by Chuck Norris, who launched the Hulk into it from Earth. The destruction of Alderan in Star Wars was actually an attempt to by the Empire to retaliate. Amused, Chuck absorbed the entire laser beam in
    his chest. It tickled him, so he laughed out loud. Subsequently, the planet exploded.


    Chuck Norris always wins.

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  • alex

    chuck norris does not even have to move from his bed batmans now dead

  • PoopDawg

    Chuck Norris jokes aside, Is he even considered a serious threat to Batman? Batman would probably end up taking Norris out via Batterang before a fight would even start…

  • TJ

    all the people who said Norris Reallly? umm Batman can Fly and would pick him up and drop him like a baby to the ground.

  • hi

    Chuck Norris is a meme, Batman is the Night.

  • The dark knight

    I’m better then Chuck Norris

  • Keep it even

    You have to compare them on the same level like another commenter said. Batman is fictional so you have to compare that to fictional Chuck Norris. Fact is Bane broke batman’s back. And Bane’s venom is actually just Chuck’s urine.

  • Donavan Hall-Spivey

    The only person who ever truly beat Batman was Superman, the only

    reason Superman got beat by Batman was because Batman has more skill and was given kryptonite to beat Superman and the kryptonite was given to him by Superman, Chuck Norris can only fight humans, Batman and Superman fight all. Superman cannot die except by kryptonite or something more powerful, Superman healed the sun, moved the earth, takes over 5000 sun’s exploding in his face, and feels nothing from it, if Batman hit Chuck, Chuck could die from a hemotoma, who gives Batman a hemotoma? absolutely nobody, moral of the story, Chuck is more human than Batman and would lose against the weakest hero character in the DC Universe.

  • Batman Arkham Knight

    Batman can bet Chuck Norris.

  • Vincent Advocaat

    guys, why are you still asking?

    Batman and Chuck Norris once got in a fight to lead the justice league.

  • Johnny

    Chuck Norris wins. You wanna know why?
    Because out of the two , he’s the only one who actually exists.
    So Chuck wins by default.

  • Dante

    CHUCK NORRIS WOLD kick batmanĀ“s A**!!

  • Michael Young

    Chuck Norris is better than Batman.

  • Chris

    Batman is better because , he knows more than 100 fighting styles

  • Alexis Smith

    chuck would win because he was the strongest guy on earth
    plus sry to burst ur bubble be bat man is not realXD

  • Kal Kine

    I choose batman over chuck, why, batman know most international martial arts in varies ways. Chuck know karate.

  • Lanfear

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

  • Frank

    Chuck Norris is reality and Batman?! Chuck wins!

  • mckennaskittles

    Batman vs Chuck Norris it would be a tie they are both human and have same amount of strength who would win nobody the fight would go on in tell someone intervened I mean come on I love batman but Chuck Norris can’t be defeated neither can Batman

  • Batmanvoter

    Batman is better because he has been around longer and just because he created his own martial arts does not mean that batman didn’t too maybe it was not in the books but it can still be true…… another thing is that batman can learn it too and just because he won American Idol does not mean that he would win a fight from batman….l bet if they actually fought batman would cream chuck Norris and besides chuck is just a character in a movie does not mean he can do all that stuff they probably used all kinds of props……. another thing is that BATMAN is still better because he is a superhero he fought all his I think Batman would know how to fight and I am serious…… I think I have already made my point but shall I go on I think that is enough

  • NickNick 1121

    ChucK Norris would win because he invented the giraffe by uppercutting a horse

  • Chris M.

    Chuck wins !

  • Berenkots

    I love dicks


Also known as the “Dark Knight” or “World’s Greatest Detective” Batman is one bad mo-fo. His alter ego Bruce Wayne, a billionaire playboy, allows for him to keep his loved ones safe while also keeping the batcave stocked with wicked sweet gadgets. Unlike most superheroes, Batman does not have superpowers; rather he relys on his quick wit, detective skills, forensic science and technology to fight crime. He has trained in nearly every known style of martial arts including Ninjitsu, Karate, Jiu Jitsu and Kung Fu and is said to be a master in all disciplines.

Chuck Norris

Have you ever seen “Walker, Texas Ranger”? The man is a legend. Not only has he spawned an Internet meme based on his tough guy persona, but he’s also created his own style of martial arts called Chun Kuk Do. You may be asking yourself at this point what martial arts does Chuck Norris know? Well admittedly not as much as Batman. He studied Tang Soo Do and knows Tae Kwon Do and Karate. Albeit he can survive any danger and push back on the Earth when he does push-ups, so he’s got that going for him. He’s a religious guy and politically conservative and if he wanted you dead… you’d already be dead.

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