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Gorilla VS Polar Bear

Deadliest Beast Royal Rumble in the Polar Jungle
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  • Ahlat

    The gorilla has a biteforce of 1300-1400 psi. You guys know how extreme that is? It is greater biteforce than that of a lion(600) and Tiger(1100).

    The Polar bear far out weighs the gorilla like by 1000 lbs but what we fail to realize is that although bigger = stronger in most situations, there are always exceptions and this case is one. The Gorilla’s strength is extremely insane. It’s actually so insane that people here don’t realize what the polar bear is messing with. There was a report published about the early 1920′s in which they had a grip machine in a local zoo and many strong buff human beings gave it a shot. The best they could pull off was 200. Us humans had knowledge about the angle from which to pull, the perfect leverage position and we could only manage around 200. Well that is true for us AVERAGE people, not counting extreme power lifters. A female chimpanzee in captivity from birth gripped the machine with an awful angle from within the bars and guess how much it got? An 800+ Yes it was a FEMALE chimp of no more than 140lbs who was in captivity from birth who gave this. Later a healthy male chimp gave it a try and got 1260 on the grip machine. Imagine what a 450lbs Silverback gorilla could do? Atleast somewhere in the 10k range imo.

    I am not a bear hater, Actually i love bears and grizzly is my fav but guys let’s be real here. Polar bear isn’t designed for combat. He is designed to survive in extreme artics. Bears hibernate and that means that nearly 40% of their bodyweight is FAT when they are hibernating. To those of you claiming polar bears of 1500+ lbs, let me just tell you one big news flash. Trust me he is NOT 1500lbs of PURE muscle and bone. Hell he isn’t even a 1000lbs of muscle. Somewhere around 400-600lbs would be a realistic figure.
    The Eastern silverback gorilla male weighs at an average around 420lbs. He also has fat but his arms alone make up for around 30% of his bodyweight. You guys know how insane that is? I once saw a gorilla in a zoo and it wasn’t even a silverback, a sick female held captive since birth and I swear her arms where as think as my waist. We see gorillas in tv and pictures and are like ” oh look he has big arms” , in reality it is ”he has fucking OMG HAX arms”. Gorillas have been reported to bend steel bars for the lulz, they can hang from one arm for hours. 400lbs + hanging from one arm for the lulz without breaking a swear not strong enough for you? Well np! Banana trees and bamboo trees, although not that big. have decent thickness. Gorillas break them like butter. Before you Nubs say that a polar bear can do that shit as well, Yes he can indeed but you know why?

    Because he is FUCKING overweight. Hell my friend who is 350lbs+ can break a chair while the best martial artist in my local area might have a hard time doing that. The polar bear will use his bodyweight to break the tree. A silverback will shred it to pieces using its hands. Scientists have claimed for a FACT that a larger an animal is, the more muscle it has is used up for supporting its structure and although a polar bear will hit hard no doubt, the 400-600lbs of muscle which he has will go about to support its fucking 1500+lbs weight which you polar bear fans are bringing up at every occasion.

    The polar bear has SAD claws, which are HOOKED and no longer than 3′. They are made for scrapping on ICE and shredding the blubber of SEALS, NOT for ripping open a gorilla. The Polar bear has medicore bite strength, it is good but i mean come on… you bear fans brag about how big it is and is a carnivore while my herbivore has a higher biteforce. SAD…. Anyways I know gorillas are not fighters and hell they even prefer peace but let me tell you guys one thing, a gorilla is willing to DIE to protect his precious ones or himself for the matter. Not every animal has this trait, most will choose the more smart option of running away and even I consider this fucking dumb but once you piss off a gorilla, it will come get you even if it will be killed in the process. Why do you think gorillas are more endangered so extremely? Because you shoot one bullet, he charges at you, you keep shooting until hes dead that is why gorillas are near extinction.

    Silverback strength is estimated around atleast 5000lbs. Some even claim that they have strength of 20 power lifters! I know thats fucking insane when one power lifter has a bench of around 600! That’s unrealistic even to me, however silverbacks have an extreme strength and can fight on all fours, using all FOURS!! The polar bear has sad endurance for all you niggas that don’t know, He isnt a fucking rhino nor an alligator. He has FUR, thats IT, To protect him from the extreme cold! One hit from an enraged silverback will surely crack a bone or two if not shatter it and even if the bear lunges on the silverback, It HAS the strength to push it off. To people who think that 5000lbs is exaggerated for a silverback (even though its realistic) you guys should atleast accept 2500lbs strength rite? I mean come on noob haters! Let adrealine surge kick in and this silverback will be pulling king kong style takedowns! lol jkjk, The gorilla stands a good chance at killing this fat polar teddy. It is a 60/40 with 60 in favor of gorilla.

    I know i went alittle biased but guys! I know we all LOVE bears but that don’t mean we ride them to our deaths? If it was kodaik or grizzly vs gorilla then obviously the grizzly bear would have an ENORMOUS advantage because of not being over fucking fat like polar bear and having 7′ claws that are Sharp as fuawrk, designed to rip open flesh.
    Also this encounter shouldn’t really happen as the polar bear will most likely back off and not try to fight a gorilla. My answer is influenched by a childhood experience I had in which the cage’s were getting cleaned and they accidently sent a gorilla to a cage of many crocs. Before they could intervene and stop them, the gorilla had gone too close to the lake side and one croc attacked it and bit its arm. Nothing happened to the gorilla and he shrugged the croc off after a couple of seconds, he then proceded with his chest pound intimidation and slowly walked back to the cage entrance. No other croc dared come after the gorilla. This is not fiction and this actually did happen… Then again that was silverback who was alpha as fuck!

    Anyways cheers brah!

  • antonis 2222

    a bear can lift over 500 kg a gorilla can lift 2090 kg that means that a gorilla is more than 4 times stronger but bears are bigger and weights much more especialy a polar bear a gorilla stands 6 feet tall and weight 200 kg but a polar bear can stand 11 feet tall and weights over 500 kg plus a polar bear have 12 inches claws and long sharp teeth and can kill 9 humans by one hit. Now thats how the battle would begin if they were in the same enviroment of course because they live in differend places of the world a polar bear would go close to group of gorillas the dominate male gorilla to protect his group would trying to throw things and screaming if that did not work the gorilla would run to the polar bear to attack it and protect his family the gorilla would use his strong arms to hit the polar bear and push it away but polar bears fat skin and body size would protect it by the gorilla hits then the polar bear could kill the gorilla with 2 differend ways because the gorilla its stronger the polar bear would use his body size his weigh and his straight all together to push gorilla back and killed him hith his claws and his bites with the sharp teeth and the claws would totaly cut down the gorilla and the second way is just a hit with the arm from the bear in the right distance and the gorilla would killed immediately in a second bear hit it is so strong that can kill even bisons with one hit. End thats how the battle would ended and the polar bear would have a good diner of gorilla but the gorilla family troop without the dominate male and father to protect them would be defencless to other predators and the most females and babys gorillas would killed by other predators like leopards or small tigers

  • BIG BEAR, IRON TOUGH

    Would a 200 lb human with sick claws be scared of a 45 lb gorilla with super strength? Probably not

  • KILLER

    Gorilla’s can lift three bears. One over handed attack and that bear will suffer massive head trauma
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  • nick

    I know they are both very strong but the polar beer as big claws,not a good match for a gorilla….

  • spacewasp

    Leopards are known to hunt Gorillas that s why they make their beds in the trees.. would u say a leopard could take on a Polar bear. I don’t think so. It s pretty even between a Leopard and a silverback Gorilla. A fully grown male Polar bear is 4 times bigger than a silverback Gorilla.

  • gogglesnteeth

    If they would just move all the Polar bears to the south pole, they would have so many penguins to eat, they would be fat and happy thus weakened in a “Food Comma” like state and the gorilla would then be able to attack and WIN!

  • McKinerd

    Alright lets weigh in the stats
    Gorilla: Strong and usually large. They have a greater intelligence level then a bear and are more agile when climbing and moving. They are also a massive power on their feet and hands. A deadly bite and arm strength.
    Polar Bear: Also a deadly bite and strong limbs to hold its ground. It has a stature of about 8 feet and the gorilla only has 5 ft 9 inches. Its weight is a very dangerous tool. Unfortunately polar bears have been known to be scared away by humans simply by lots of noise and yelling.

    It would be a very tough fight, but the only factor that doesn’t cancel out is brute strength. A silverback gorilla can easily overpower a polar bear, if the bear is on 4 legs. The bear cannot stay on its back legs for too long either, so it would be killed if it wasn’t fast enough to get back on its hind legs. For the sake of giving neither an advantage, lets put them in a biome that neither is used to. A savannah in africa. Its open with scattered trees and lots of grass.

    CONCLUSION: The gorilla will win. If the bear stays on its fours for too long. There is always a stray chance of the polar bear winning but not very likely.

    All this was already decided by the scientists and staff of nat geo wild and animal planet. They have already chosen that a silverback would beat the bear in a 7/10 chance. Thats against a grizzly which is nearly 2 feet taller than a polar bear. We can only assume since these fights are illegal and probably will never happen, but science and adaptations proves final.

    • McKinerd

      Also the gorilla has more movement option because of its skeletal layout.

  • Alexander Stokle

    A polar bear can weigh like 800kg

  • Anthony Gonzalez

    polar bear has camo so gorilla

  • Guggalo

    A gorilla would kill a bear but if it was gigantopthicous he would destroy him and he ways around 90 to 110 stone and can have a bite force of up to 20.000 lb bit that 10 tons and can lift around 12 ton ye the bear would be fucked the eastern low land gorilla alone would shrewd a bear have a bite force up to over a ton and a half and can lift around 5500 lb and can stand 6 ft and i forgot the other gorilla would stand 10,12 ft

  • Lincoln Lalsingh

    Everyone’s picking on the polar bear how bout a 1800lb grizzley bear?

  • Jordan Carter

    Gorillas got it every time, as long as he goes to work on the inside as the smaller animal. Keep that head moving as well, them paws can hurt.

  • Joey

    I think the Gorilla because it’s a lot more agile. Agility is very important. The bear would need to catch and pin the gorilla down, whereas the gorilla could hop around attacking for whichever side it chose.

  • harry melling

    I hate to say it but gorilla would be able to endure any pola bear attack and eventuly the gorilla would win don’t kill me

  • Rivets

    Polar bear. While the Gorilla gets an extra point for capable of being consistently bipedal and having two sets of opposable thumbs, Polar bear are stronger, and more vicious. A typical Gorilla (as it would depend on the subspecies) can run at about 20 to 25 mph. A typical polar bear can run at the same speed, so there is not an advantage there. A Gorilla has a stronger bite force (by about 100 psi) but uses it much less commonly than a polar bear and polar bears have stronger limbs. Polar bears however, are mean. They fight a lot where as gorillas mainly intimidate. So Polar bear would likely win, though it would be very close.

  • polarcoolgorilla

    I am a gorilla and I believe I could anhialate a polar bear with my steroid filled arms #yoloswag

  • Bearbearbear

    It’s not even close. The bear eats the Gorilla like it eats everything else. It’s a nightmare beast that weighs about the same as 8 large full grown men, mostly muscle, that can look a six foot tall man straight in the eye while on all fours. Oh, and it runs faster than a horse and fears nothing because it simply has never seen anything on land or sea that it couldn’t kill and eat. Did I mention it’s the only purely carnivorous bear in the world?

    Look, gorillas are strong. Nobody is entirely sure how strong, but we’ll call it “very.” They also are herbivores. They prefer hiding or running to fighting, and their first defense is a loud show of teeth and screaming to intimidate.

    Polar bears don’t defend against shit. They see something they want to eat, they charge it and murder it and eat it. They don’t know what intimidation feels like. They’re three times the size of a big gorilla and the most fearsome land predator alive. The second and third places go to Polar/Grizzly hybrids and Grizzlies, respectively. Bears are just too much for anything else on land to handle.

    Oh, and as for the “Gorillas are smart and have thumbs” argument- Humans are smarter and have better thumbs, and bears eat us all the time. There’s a reason why we call a giant gun loaded with the hottest ammunition available “loaded for bear” and not “loaded for gorilla.”

  • Greg

    I just did some quick research and I think the bottom line is that it comes down to size and weight. A male gorilla weighs approximately 400lbs, and a male polar bear, according to what I read, weighs as much as 1500lbs. That makes a polar bear almost 4 times bigger and heavier than the gorilla. They are both aggressive, and fighters, and obviously are built differently, but I don’t see a 400lb animal beating up on a 1500lb animal.

  • nick

    You guys are idiots! A Gorilla would win probably 8/10 times! Not even a question! Use common sense!!

  • Fuckboy23

    What the fuck is wrong with every body a gorilla I s stronger than a polar bear and has more expierece all a polar does is cry about the cold n shit but a gorilla will be like fuck the cold and beat some shit up. ever go to Alaska and see a polar you think awe how cute when you see a African gorlilla you say OH SHIT is a FUCKING GORILLA!!! pfft dumb ass think a polar bear can even have a mutha fuckin chance

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