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Batman VS Chuck Norris

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Also known as the “Dark Knight” or “World’s Greatest Detective” Batman is one bad mo-fo. His alter ego Bruce Wayne, a billionaire playboy, allows for him to keep his loved ones safe while also keeping the batcave stocked with wicked sweet gadgets. Unlike most superheroes, Batman does not have superpowers; rather he relys on his quick wit, detective skills, forensic science and technology to fight crime. He has trained in nearly every known style of martial arts including Ninjitsu, Karate, Jiu Jitsu and Kung Fu and is said to be a master in all disciplines.

Chuck Norris

Have you ever seen “Walker, Texas Ranger”? The man is a legend. Not only has he spawned an Internet meme based on his tough guy persona, but he’s also created his own style of martial arts called Chun Kuk Do. You may be asking yourself at this point what martial arts does Chuck Norris know? Well admittedly not as much as Batman. He studied Tang Soo Do and knows Tae Kwon Do and Karate. Albeit he can survive any danger and push back on the Earth when he does push-ups, so he’s got that going for him. He’s a religious guy and politically conservative and if he wanted you dead… you’d already be dead.

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