Wheaties

What’s in a name? Surely a Rose is still a Rose and all that, right? Well Wheaties is, after all, the “Breakfast of Champions”. Guess a name really can say a lot, huh? Since 1924 General Mill’s first “ready-to-eat” cereal has been helping the sports elite, athletes and regular folks to achieve excellence. Certainly sounds like a great contender for the “Most Awesome Breakfast Cereal” fight to us. Not only is it the breakfast of champions, but it’s healthy too! 100% whole grain, B vitamins, fiber, low fat… Hell if it could wash the dishes and clean the toilet you’d marry it. We know you would. Does it have what it takes to beat out Cheerios for the honor?

Cheerios

Cheerios has been a staple in breakfast cereals for almost as long as breakfast has been around. Having been a family favorite for generations, there are few out there who can deny its cerealiness-ly glory! Cheerios was this writers’ very first “solid food” and he is sure it’s been for countless other youth. Made with whole grain and being good for the heart make this cereal a stable contender for the crown. Can nolstalgia for the cereal of yore be enough to trounce the breakfast of champions?